Jessica Simpson’s rotund breasts and other news
- Lindsay Lohan’s Lawsuit: This is definitely what’s happening. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson talks about something on Letterman but you can’t see her cleavage no one cares. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse is designing clothes now. You’ll believe a woman can wear a bottle of rum. [Dlisted]
- Christoph Waltz should stop bogarting the free BJs. [Celebslam]
- Kristen [...]
Whitney Port in a bikini and other news
- Corey Haim suddenly matters to celebrities with Twitter accounts. [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can sing now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Christina Hendricks gets her own Barbie doll. [Dlisted]
- Grace Jones really needs to stop doing this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Marisa Miller should be bronzed and presented to me by the cast of Twilight. [Celebslam]
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Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other news
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip]
- Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted]
- Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater]
- Kelly Ripa keeps her Penis Button covered on Letterman. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Miley Cyrus is deeper than you which explains all the [...]
Adam Lambert wants you to notice something and other news
- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had “Guess Who Won” written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip]
- George Clooney’s look of death explained. [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money. Who knew? [PopEater]
- Pamela Anderson had a glamorous Oscar Sunday, too, you guys. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
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Kourtney Kardashian definitely had a baby and other news
- Rihanna is really pushing the boundaries of crazy shit she’s allowed to get away wearing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sean Penn’s weapon of choice? Ass cancer. [Dlisted]
- Rebecca Gayheart had a baby girl. Now to explain why smoking a bunch of crack isn’t an excuse to agree to a threesome. Ah, parenting. [PopEater]
- Brittny Gastineau apparently [...]
Sofia Vergara is cleavagey and other news
- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater]
- Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb” makes me miss Miley Cyrus. [Dlisted]
- Samantha Fox is still alive. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s high-school [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest shan’t be ignored and other news
- Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for rehab. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emilie de Ravin talks about overcoming Robert Pattinson’s fear of vaginas. [PopEater]
- Shiloh is three, Focus on the Family. Three. [Dlisted]
- Kelis continues her work representing the American Dairy Association. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Katie Holmes mentally prepares to use her womb for [...]
Kim Kardashian’s implants and other news
- Robert Pattinson works the talk show circuit. No allergic reactions to vagina yet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Michael Douglas might’ve neglected his son Cameron. [PopEater]
- Amy Winehouse has money for a house? How the fuck… [Dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson is doing it wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jude Law took his lawyer to meet his bastard daughter. [...]
Anne Hathaway should visit my wonderland and other news
- Matt Damon’s mustache is pubey. [Lainey Gossip]
- Simon Cowell is engaged. [PopEater]
- Avril Lavigne signing a picture of Jell-O because the premiere of a Tim Burton movie wasn’t trippy enough. [Dlisted]
- Joanna Krupa legs are spreading Communism. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Courtney Love claims Edward Norton owes her $300,000. Of course he does. [Huffington [...]
Lady GaGa’s penis and other news
- Seth Green got engaged to his hot girlfriend bringing hope to tiny people the world over. Chin up, Tom Cruise! [PopEater]
- Jennifer Lopez hosting SNL on the heels of getting dumped by Sony. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love wants to hate-fuck John Mayer. [Dlisted]
- Hayden Panettiere should be shot out of a cannon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site [...]
